This morning while I tried to get Aidan to change for kinder:

Aidan : Mama, no school today. School holiday.

Mama : Haha, no Aidan, there is school. Come quick, get changed.

Aidan : No! No school. I want stay home.

Mama : There is school, and you can play with Dinesh and other friends.

Aidan : Go see doctor, Mama.

Mama : Why?

Aidan : Cough cough. No school.

Mama : *_*

When did he learn to think this way??!