I just washed my hair and was towel-drying it. Looks like I have wet mousy-strands all over my face. Need a trim badly. Anyway, Aidan looked at me and I shook my hair at him.

‘Mummy all wet’….pointing at me. I said ‘No darling, mummy’s HAIR all wet.’

Then he was pointing to my brief. I had on the wicked queen step-mother of Snow White at the front. I told him ‘Queen.’ And he said ‘Queen hat.’ (her crown, or tiara, whichever you prefer). I pulled up my pants. He pulled it down again, wanting to visit the Queen. ‘Queen angry.’

Indeed she was, and still is. She has this cross look.